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The Great Political Standoff

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Alert!

The encryption lock on transmissions from the Earth planet has been temporarily lifted by order of the Central Council on the Home Planet. No explanation why the encryption lock has been lifted has been forthcoming nor has any clarity been offered about whether the encryption lock will be reinstated. At present, all transmissions are again open and available to the Earth humans at their discretion. Herewith, we continue our practice of periodically reporting back to the Home planet, chronicling our infiltration of the Earth Planet. – End of Alert.

Greetings Earth humans. We are again opening our primary broadcast channel to report back to the Home Planet to update the Central Council and our fellow citizens. Since our channel has not been open for many sun cycles, we believe it may be informative if we summarize the period of transmission encryption for the benefit of our Earth human listeners. Of course, our Home Planet has been regularly updated but there is a significant gap for you Earth humans who have been locked out. Thus, we summarize.

Our leader in the Capital City continues to work his disruptive magic. We are pleased to report that he has brilliantly subjugated the leadership of his political allies, resulting in a near suspension of normal political protocols and civil discourse. It is a take no prisoners sweep of the federal government in the America pod. The result is an impressive standoff with those who choose to oppose him and his movement toward a total revision of long-standing political and governance principles.

A simplistic take on the actions and direction of our Leader in the Capital City leads many to conclude that his actions and positions are counterproductive with respect to the best interests of the Earth humans in the America pod. This perception is reinforced by the negative and disagreeable reactions of leaders from other Earth pods. Since he is not playing by the long-standing rules of diplomatic behavior and decorum, there is a growing consensus that our Leader in the Capital City is not a team player on the international stage. Our conclusion is that this widening perception is valid. We also conclude that our Leader in the Capital City does not care. He in fact is glorying in his unpopularity and the attendant attention it brings to him and his cause.

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Alien Alert

The Aliens Amongst Us Have Departed

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This is the final broadcast from the former home of the Aliens Amongst Us. Intercept reports that the Aliens have departed. Please listen to get the details of their departure. Intercept1 has advised us that he will continue to monitor their transmissions if there are more. Any interceptions of their transmissions will be shared with you on the flagship channel of the Audio Tidbits Podcast Network at GaryCrow.net. It has been a pleasure sharing the activities of the Aliens Amongst Us with you.

 

Be well, do well and keep safe. – Intercept1

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Alien Alert Alien Update

Aliens, Hackers, taxes, Hurricanes, Fires, Sex & Embassies

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The Aliens Amongst Us are back and once more transmitting. In this transmission, they are counseled by mission control back on their home planet about violating the standard communication protocol and offer their excuses and explanations. They are advised to do better and encouraged to report.

 

In their report, they focus on the great tax cut, the good work of their leader in the capital city, the aftermath of the hurricanes and fires in the US, sexual harassment, and the political disruption surrounding the declarations about the capital in Israel by their leader in the capital city.

 

This is a longer than usual transmission and needs to be heard to be fully appreciated. Following the hack, they do seem to have developed a better transmission protocol given what seems like somewhat clearer audio. This probably will be carried over to their more public activity which I assume they will continue to pursue. You may of course listen for yourself.

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Alien Alert Alien Update

Aliens, Sexual Harassment, Taxes & The Alien Leader In The Capital City

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Hey folks, the Aliens Amongst Us seem to find things here on Earth confusing for them. They are having trouble understanding all the news about sexual harassment, taxes and the activities of their leader in the capital city. It’s a new approach for them to request advice and guidance from their home planet. They want to tap into the Brain Bank back on their home planet. It’s sort of like Googling for truth. Please listen and come to your own conclusions.

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Aliens In The Wild

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Intercept1 has a quick alien hit for you. He was just out and about, relaxing at his favorite watering spot and was ever alert as he always advises us to be. The conversation at the next table was a slight bit shocking. He thinks he has detected the Aliens Amongst Us in the wild, so to speak. It’s a quick listen so please give it a turn at capturing your attention. If it is what Intercept1 thinks it is, the Alien incursion is getting closer than we thought. We may find ourselves having a drink with one of them very soon.

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Alien Alert Alien Conversation

The Aliens Are Amongst Us And Making Plans

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Hey folks, there has been an alarming development. The Aliens Amongst Us have tipped to what I have been up to. They have detected that I have been intercepting their transmissions and what’s even more alarming, they have figured out that I have been sending them out to you on the AliensAmongstUs.com feed. Even worse, they claim to be able to highjack the AliensAmongstUs.com RSS feed and broadcast their own messages whenever they choose to do that. So far, I only have what they say as reason to believe that they can take over the feed but I certainly suspect they can. What’s more, I think there is little doubt that they will start broadcasting sooner or later and probably sooner. We can only be ready for what comes.

 

For now, here is the alarming transmission that causes me so much concern. Please listen carefully and draw your own conclusions.

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Alien Alert Alien Conversation Alien Update

The Aliens Are Returning

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Hey folks, I sure don’t understand how this transmission appeared on our feed. I would like to tell you that I cleverly intercepted it but I didn’t. It just suddenly came across without me doing anything. Please be alerted that you may start getting the transmissions from the aliens amongst us without me doing anything or maybe not even knowing there is a transmission. I fear that the aliens amongst us are capturing our feed. Please stand by. For now, here is the mystery transmission. The Aliens amongst us are returning.

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Alien Alert Alien Conversation

Bullies, Bears, Poking Sticks & Missed Opportunities

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Intercept1 has what reporters like to call a scoop. The Aliens Amongst Us are having a conversation about their time on Earth and hint at their purpose for being here. Intercept1 has managed to intercept the conversation and shares it here with you.

 

The Aliens believe that humans are missing their best and last opportunity to be the shining star in the universe. They discuss examples but are particularly alarmed about the pattern of the strong bullying the weak, the powerful disadvantaging the less powerful, the rich exploiting the poor. They give us much to think about. Please listen and ponder.

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Welcome to AliensAmongstUs.com

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Welcome to AliensAmongstUs.com where you keep current on the alien infiltration of Earth. The aliens have been infiltrating our planet for many years and easily passing for human. The aliens are amongst us and may be posing as your neighbor, your co-worker, your representative in the capital city or merely as someone you happen to encounter anytime you are out and about.

 

My associates and I have finally managed to detect and then intercept the aliens’ communications back to their home planet and among themselves here on Earth. We have made six earlier reports on the alien exchanges and have consolidated them into a single report here for your convenience. Please listen to this episode so you are caught up with where we are in our ongoing effort to alert you on the aliens’ activities.

 

We will continue to update you on AliensAmongstUs.com as new transmissions and intercepted conversations become available. In the meantime, please stay alert and vigilant. The aliens are amongst us and are pursuing their plans. Although we do not yet know the exact trajectory of their intentions, it is becoming apparent that they aspire to power, control and influence across the planet. The ultimate fate of humans remains an open question. Stay tuned.