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The Death Of Politics

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A1 Greetings Earth humans. I have opened our broadcast channel to comply with the new sunshine rules promulgated by the Central Council. It is no longer permissible for us to meet in secret or for us to develop plans and strategies without complete transparency. You are thus invited to listen in on our discussion preliminary to transmitting our status report back to the home planet.

 

A2 This feels a little awkward. Talking among ourselves is always comfortable but knowing that anyone can listen in is not so easy. I like to tell myself that I’m not going to say anything that can’t go public, but I’m not sure that’s totally true. Having everyone know what I’m really thinking is sure not the same as just talking among ourselves.

 

A3 What I don’t grock is why they did it. Why did the Central Council change the rules? What’s the deal with them thinking that everyone should know what we are thinking before we make our final decisions? It was working just fine for us to finalize our plans and then let them know what we decided.…

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The Aliens Are Back Amongst Us

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Alien 1: Greetings Earth Humans.

The news of our permanent departure from the Earth planet was not fake but simply insuficiently predictive. Based on our past Earth directed transmissions you Earth humans may have gotten the impression that the wise ones who sit on the Council back on our home planet are truly wise and would never find it advisable to reverse one of their directives. You would be wrong, again.

Alien 2: I think you just insulted the Earth humans who are listening to this transmission. It sounded like you are saying that they are frequently wrong. Whether it’s true or not that’s not a very nice way to talk to them, especially since we are just returning. You should be more careful about what you say and how you say it, at least until they get used to our being back.

Alien 1: You may have a point but what they don’t know is that even though we personally departed, the goal of the leaders in the home council to fully infiltrate the Earth planet has remained steadfast. We only gave the impression of departing to avoid further detection and to reinforce the notion that reports of potential infiltration by aliens were nothing but fake news. The wise ones in the home council are particularly keen on protecting the real identity of our leader in the capital city and others of our key infiltrators who have locked into important and influential positions. It is essential that the Earth humans don’t catch onto our strategy. …

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Alien Conversation Alien Intercept

Aliens, Homeless, Violence, Infrastructure, Taxes & Mean-spirited Politicians

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This is a landmark transmission from the Aliens Amongst Us. It is their first venture out to fully pass as human. They are meeting with their Congressman to share their views about the Homeless, Violence, Infrastructure, Taxes & Mean-spirited Politicians. Will Congressman Brown personally meet with them and take their concerns seriously? I urge you to listen and learn for yourself what the outcome of their venture is.

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Aliens, Truth, Justice & The American Way, I think

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I can’t tell who is an Alien Amongst Us and who is a normal human like us. I will leave that to you. A few of the Aliens Amongst Us have joined some regular people at Starbucks for a cup and a chat. I think the Aliens Amongst Us are close to being fully integrated into the Earth society. As you will hear, they are really getting into what is happening and what it all means. Please listen and draw whatever conclusions you think are appropriate.

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Aliens Are Amongst Us & Passing … They Think

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Hey folks, thanks for letting me slip in here again. As you have already heard, the Aliens Amongst Us have nearly completely captured and taken over the Aliens Amongst Us feed. Even so, I have managed to hack back in without the Aliens Amongst Us catching on so far. I was able to eavesdrop on a conversation they were having amongst themselves when they did not know anyone was listening. They have come out into the public and are totally passing as human, or so they think. Please keep this on the quiet since I don’t want them to block me out again. For now, just let me share this conversation with you. I will let it stand as is without any further comment.

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Aliens, Mental Illness & More Fake News

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This is just a quick post to let you know that it has turned out just as the Aliens Amongst Us said it would. They have captured the Aliens Amongst Us feed and are using it whenever they choose. Please listen and hear for yourself.

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Aliens, North Korea, Obamacare, Hurricanes and Football

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The Aliens Amongst Us are using the AAU feed for their own purposes. They want to be sure that all humans are subscribing to the Aliens Amongst Us feed and know they can subscribe directly from their podcatcher or on Apple Podcast (iTunes) or Google Play. They don’t mention that anyone can also subscribe on AliensAmongstUs.com.

 

They quickly connect to their home planet and share their most recent experiences and observations. In this transmission, they focus on the Presidents talk to the United Nations, the conflict with North Korea, the lack of progress with the plan to repeal Obamacare, the hurricane in Porto Rico, and the controversy around the players not standing for the National Anthem. They also see it as unlikely that humans will be visiting their home planet unless they transport some humans back to their planet. They express their view on the likelihood of that. Please listen and get caught up on the Aliens Amongst Us and their activities.

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Aliens Are Passing As Humans

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The Aliens Amongst Us are coming out of the shadows. What’s more, they have high jacked the Aliens Amongst Us audio feed just as they told us they were going to do. Intercept1 is part of the conversation but clearly did not initiate this episode on our feed. It’s obvious that we have lost any control of the feed.

 

I think you should listen to see what the Aliens Amongst Us are up to when they are in charge. The conversation gets pretty pointed, especially when the focus shifts to the President and people in Congress. I can’t tell who is human and who is alien. Maybe you will be more discriminating than I am.

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The Aliens Are Amongst Us And Making Plans

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Hey folks, there has been an alarming development. The Aliens Amongst Us have tipped to what I have been up to. They have detected that I have been intercepting their transmissions and what’s even more alarming, they have figured out that I have been sending them out to you on the AliensAmongstUs.com feed. Even worse, they claim to be able to highjack the AliensAmongstUs.com RSS feed and broadcast their own messages whenever they choose to do that. So far, I only have what they say as reason to believe that they can take over the feed but I certainly suspect they can. What’s more, I think there is little doubt that they will start broadcasting sooner or later and probably sooner. We can only be ready for what comes.

 

For now, here is the alarming transmission that causes me so much concern. Please listen carefully and draw your own conclusions.

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The Aliens Are Returning

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Hey folks, I sure don’t understand how this transmission appeared on our feed. I would like to tell you that I cleverly intercepted it but I didn’t. It just suddenly came across without me doing anything. Please be alerted that you may start getting the transmissions from the aliens amongst us without me doing anything or maybe not even knowing there is a transmission. I fear that the aliens amongst us are capturing our feed. Please stand by. For now, here is the mystery transmission. The Aliens amongst us are returning.

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Alien Respite

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Hey folks, Intercept1 has intercepted what he thinks is a direct signal from the home planet of the aliens amongst us. Unless he misses his guess, at least some of the aliens amongst us have returned to their home planet for some rest and relaxation. It sounds to Intercept1 like they are conversing about their experiences on Earth and speculating about the future of us humans on Earth and how that bodes for the success of their Earth incursion. Intercept1 hopes you listen and come to your own conclusion. Here is the intercepted transmission.

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Bullies, Bears, Poking Sticks & Missed Opportunities

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Intercept1 has what reporters like to call a scoop. The Aliens Amongst Us are having a conversation about their time on Earth and hint at their purpose for being here. Intercept1 has managed to intercept the conversation and shares it here with you.

 

The Aliens believe that humans are missing their best and last opportunity to be the shining star in the universe. They discuss examples but are particularly alarmed about the pattern of the strong bullying the weak, the powerful disadvantaging the less powerful, the rich exploiting the poor. They give us much to think about. Please listen and ponder.

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News Strategies, North Korea & The Environment

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Hey folks, I think I may have a first for you. I think I have intercepted a simple conversation among the Aliens amongst us. I don’t think they are reporting back to their home planet. They are just talking with each other. The Aliens are discussing news strategies, North Korea and the environment. Let’s listen in.

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Welcome to AliensAmongstUs.com

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Welcome to AliensAmongstUs.com where you keep current on the alien infiltration of Earth. The aliens have been infiltrating our planet for many years and easily passing for human. The aliens are amongst us and may be posing as your neighbor, your co-worker, your representative in the capital city or merely as someone you happen to encounter anytime you are out and about.

 

My associates and I have finally managed to detect and then intercept the aliens’ communications back to their home planet and among themselves here on Earth. We have made six earlier reports on the alien exchanges and have consolidated them into a single report here for your convenience. Please listen to this episode so you are caught up with where we are in our ongoing effort to alert you on the aliens’ activities.

 

We will continue to update you on AliensAmongstUs.com as new transmissions and intercepted conversations become available. In the meantime, please stay alert and vigilant. The aliens are amongst us and are pursuing their plans. Although we do not yet know the exact trajectory of their intentions, it is becoming apparent that they aspire to power, control and influence across the planet. The ultimate fate of humans remains an open question. Stay tuned.