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Aliens: Reds vs. Blues in the Capital City

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I’m just down the block from the JLXX newsroom where the Capital City is back to normal after last night’s kerfuffle. Most of the Capital’s citizens are busily taking care of business with little notice of the disruption. It’s just status quo for them.

 

You can hear the usual hustle bustle with everyone having things to do and places to go. It’s just another day in the city.

 

Since the egg heads figured out how to keep the battle going without drawing more than a little blood, the red and blue forces can duke it out without interfering with the life of the city. Back when actual citizens were collateral damage, the red and blue thugs were more of a focus for the public but now it appears that almost no one much cares what the Capital City Leader and the reds and blues from the hill do so long as they just keep attacking each other.

 

Skip, I think you can hear the battle going on out there in the distance. Some of the action gets up this way now and then but mostly it stays out there where regular citizens don’t have to be bothered with it. You may be old enough to remember when the reds and blues worked things out in smoke filled back rooms but come to think about it, neither of us is that old.

 

I suspect the good old days are gone and aren’t coming back anytime soon. The shoot out just goes on and on.

 

It’s good that normal humans don’t have to understand what the deal is, or deal isn’t as things actually stand right now. The reds and blues along with the leader in the Capital City all claim that they are pro dreamers and don’t think the dreamers should get kicked out of the country, especially since this is their home and they don’t have another home to go to. Even so, they are bickering about whether the dreamers go or stay. The twist is that the dreamers have become a chip in the political poker game. Either that or they are the current best excuse for continuing the battle we hear out there.

 

The Capital City leader is digging in for his wall intended to shut off illegal immigration from and through Mexico. It’s his big chip in the game. He says Mexico will pay for the wall but we haven’t found any reds or blues who are all in on the wall although there may well be some. It’s hard to see why the blues don’t just call the bet. Just give the Capital City leader his wall and give in on the immigration rules some. Take him up on his offer to trade those concessions for the dreamers, children’s health insurance, and whatever else the blues can get. It’s just a onetime give of twenty billion or so. If the Capital City Leader can handle having most of the world laughing at him, why should the blues care.

 

It sure seems like the blues are digging in as much as the reds. So far, the shutdown isn’t too noticeable but will get more obvious if it goes on for a while. It does appear that the battle has picked up some and is definitely getting more explosive. Even so, business is business and can’t be bothered by anything no more consequential than a government shutdown. It is fueling the battle though. If we look very closely, we should see an uptick in broken pointer fingers.

 

Unless you have some real news Skip, let’s just keep it here for a few while we enjoy the calm city with the raging battle as a backdrop. The reds and blues are seriously going at each other. They are by far the most exciting pro teams in the city. It is great sport.

 

I suggest we just let this run for a few and then kick it over to the tune smiths for an interlude from the home planet. It will be good for all of us to relax and get our minds and attention away from the battle still raging out there.

 

Thanks Skip. I am out of here.

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Alien Conversation Alien Intercept

Aliens, Homeless, Violence, Infrastructure, Taxes & Mean-spirited Politicians

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This is a landmark transmission from the Aliens Amongst Us. It is their first venture out to fully pass as human. They are meeting with their Congressman to share their views about the Homeless, Violence, Infrastructure, Taxes & Mean-spirited Politicians. Will Congressman Brown personally meet with them and take their concerns seriously? I urge you to listen and learn for yourself what the outcome of their venture is.

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Aliens Are Amongst Us & Passing … They Think

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Hey folks, thanks for letting me slip in here again. As you have already heard, the Aliens Amongst Us have nearly completely captured and taken over the Aliens Amongst Us feed. Even so, I have managed to hack back in without the Aliens Amongst Us catching on so far. I was able to eavesdrop on a conversation they were having amongst themselves when they did not know anyone was listening. They have come out into the public and are totally passing as human, or so they think. Please keep this on the quiet since I don’t want them to block me out again. For now, just let me share this conversation with you. I will let it stand as is without any further comment.

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Alien Intercept Alien Update

Aliens, Guns, Hurricanes, Debt &Fake News

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The Aliens Amongst Us are once more reporting back to their home planet and their leader in the capital city is on the job. They are reporting on the killer in Nevada, the devastation in Porto Rico, debt and taxes, fake news, and on the amazing job their leader in the capital city is doing for them and their associates back on their home planet. This is your opportunity to listen and catch up.

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Alien Intercept

Aliens Are Monitoring Twitter

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Hey folks, the Aliens Amongst Us are once more reporting back to their home planet. In this transmission they are giving primary attention to the recent tweets of their leader in the capital city. Listen in to hear what they are finding most interesting.

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Aliens Are Listening

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Hey folks, The situation with the Aliens Amongst Us just keeps getting stranger and stranger. I am starting to think that the Aliens Amongst Us are monitoring all of our communications and even casual interactions among us. I have just intercepted a transmission from the Aliens Amongst Us back to their home planet. In this transmission they have captured a simple conversation between two of my friends as they explored a situation down by the lake. Here is Justin’s reaction to the capture of his conversation with Ivy.

 

“I thought I had heard strange voices one day when I was walking around the lake. I went back with my friend Ivy so she could hear it too. Along with hearing the voices, we had an encounter with a person who claimed to be an actual alien. I told him he was being silly but I wonder. I don’t know how they captured our conversation.”

 

Here is the transmission just as I intercepted it.

 

Well folks, there it is. Was it actually the Aliens Amongst Us or just someone being silly? I think you know what I think but you will need to judge for yourself. Until the next time, be safe, be well and be ever vigilant for signs of the Aliens Amongst Us.

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Alien Respite

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Hey folks, Intercept1 has intercepted what he thinks is a direct signal from the home planet of the aliens amongst us. Unless he misses his guess, at least some of the aliens amongst us have returned to their home planet for some rest and relaxation. It sounds to Intercept1 like they are conversing about their experiences on Earth and speculating about the future of us humans on Earth and how that bodes for the success of their Earth incursion. Intercept1 hopes you listen and come to your own conclusion. Here is the intercepted transmission.

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Alien Intercept

No Pain No Gain?

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Intercept1 has intercepted another communication from the Aliens Amongst Us. In this transmission, one of the aliens amongst us is on what appears to be a rant. He focuses on the fundamental inequity among the people of America and specifically on what he sees as a hidden example of the powerful exploiting the weak.

 

In this transmission, the alien amongst us is taking aim on youth athletics and in particular athletics in our schools. He reports on an example of what appears to be the exploitation and perhaps abuse of a young girl in cheerleading practice. The alien amongst us thinks it is but an example of more general exploitation of young athletes by adults who are primarily interested in promoting their own status and prestige.

 

Please listen and consider what you think about the validity of his rant.

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Prejudice & Politics

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The Aliens Amongst Us are reporting back to their home planet and Intercept1 has intercepted their transmission. He continues to do all he can to capture as much of their communication as possible. His goal is to share it with you so you know about their presence amongst us and are as informed as you can be about their activities and motivations.

 

Intercept1 is doing all he can do to capture clear audio but the quality of the transmissions are still being intentionally distorted by the aliens. You will need to listen carefully and may need to go back to listen more carefully to be sure you don’t miss anything important.

 

In this transmission, the Aliens Amongst Us are somewhat confused about the current newsworthiness of statues and history along with the political attention being given to the events in Virginia. They report that their leader in the capital city continues to seem confused, with the goal of distracting other Americans about what his real agenda is. Please listen and see if you can sort out the issues and positions.

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Alien Intercept Alien Update

Aliens, Their Leader in the Capital City, leaks and The National Debt

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The Aliens Amongst Us continue to keep in touch with their home planet and Intercept1 is again able to intercept one of their transmissions back home. They find our budgeting process very strange and find the communications among Washington leaders quite weird. It is interesting to hear what they find of note and important enough to transmit home about.

 

The Aliens are amongst us and still successfully passing as human, for the most part. It is only to the credit of Intercept1 that those of us who follow AliensAmongstUs.com are privy to their secrets. Let’s hold our knowledge close while we stay alert and ever vigilant. Be safe and continuously on the lookout for the aliens amongst us. They are here and pursuing their agenda.

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Alien Intercept Alien Update

Congress Goes Home, The Alien leader rules & Unemployment Mystifies

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Intercept1 has an update for you on the Aliens Amongst Us. In this transmission back to their home planet, the Aliens Amongst Us are updating their home planet officials on the activities or lack of activity seen from the Congress. They also touch on the Russian issue and their leader in the capital city’s brilliant strategy for making it a non-issue. The fake news is just that: fake news. There is no truth to it whatsoever. The Aliens Amongst Us are also baffled by the notion of unemployment and share their mystification with their home leaders.

 

Intercept1 will return with another update at any point he is able to intercept the transmissions. In the meantime, please stay alert and vigilant. The Aliens Amongst Us are here and pursuing their agenda. Be Safe.

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Welcome to AliensAmongstUs.com

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Welcome to AliensAmongstUs.com where you keep current on the alien infiltration of Earth. The aliens have been infiltrating our planet for many years and easily passing for human. The aliens are amongst us and may be posing as your neighbor, your co-worker, your representative in the capital city or merely as someone you happen to encounter anytime you are out and about.

 

My associates and I have finally managed to detect and then intercept the aliens’ communications back to their home planet and among themselves here on Earth. We have made six earlier reports on the alien exchanges and have consolidated them into a single report here for your convenience. Please listen to this episode so you are caught up with where we are in our ongoing effort to alert you on the aliens’ activities.

 

We will continue to update you on AliensAmongstUs.com as new transmissions and intercepted conversations become available. In the meantime, please stay alert and vigilant. The aliens are amongst us and are pursuing their plans. Although we do not yet know the exact trajectory of their intentions, it is becoming apparent that they aspire to power, control and influence across the planet. The ultimate fate of humans remains an open question. Stay tuned.