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The Great Political Standoff

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Alert!

The encryption lock on transmissions from the Earth planet has been temporarily lifted by order of the Central Council on the Home Planet. No explanation why the encryption lock has been lifted has been forthcoming nor has any clarity been offered about whether the encryption lock will be reinstated. At present, all transmissions are again open and available to the Earth humans at their discretion. Herewith, we continue our practice of periodically reporting back to the Home planet, chronicling our infiltration of the Earth Planet. – End of Alert.

Greetings Earth humans. We are again opening our primary broadcast channel to report back to the Home Planet to update the Central Council and our fellow citizens. Since our channel has not been open for many sun cycles, we believe it may be informative if we summarize the period of transmission encryption for the benefit of our Earth human listeners. Of course, our Home Planet has been regularly updated but there is a significant gap for you Earth humans who have been locked out. Thus, we summarize.

Our leader in the Capital City continues to work his disruptive magic. We are pleased to report that he has brilliantly subjugated the leadership of his political allies, resulting in a near suspension of normal political protocols and civil discourse. It is a take no prisoners sweep of the federal government in the America pod. The result is an impressive standoff with those who choose to oppose him and his movement toward a total revision of long-standing political and governance principles.

A simplistic take on the actions and direction of our Leader in the Capital City leads many to conclude that his actions and positions are counterproductive with respect to the best interests of the Earth humans in the America pod. This perception is reinforced by the negative and disagreeable reactions of leaders from other Earth pods. Since he is not playing by the long-standing rules of diplomatic behavior and decorum, there is a growing consensus that our Leader in the Capital City is not a team player on the international stage. Our conclusion is that this widening perception is valid. We also conclude that our Leader in the Capital City does not care. He in fact is glorying in his unpopularity and the attendant attention it brings to him and his cause.

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Alien Broadcast Alien Update

Aliens: The State of the Home Planet Address

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The Aliens Amongst Us are pleased to bring The State of the Home Planet Address recently delivered by their leader on the Home Planet. The address was delivered to the Central Council on the Home Planet and open to all citizens of the Home Planet. This exciting event was held in the Great Hall in the capital city. The address is followed by a selection of authentic Home Planet music during which you are encouraged to carefully consider the wisdom of the Home Planet’s leader. Please enjoy this exceptional broadcast.

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Aliens: Reds vs. Blues in the Capital City

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I’m just down the block from the JLXX newsroom where the Capital City is back to normal after last night’s kerfuffle. Most of the Capital’s citizens are busily taking care of business with little notice of the disruption. It’s just status quo for them.

 

You can hear the usual hustle bustle with everyone having things to do and places to go. It’s just another day in the city.

 

Since the egg heads figured out how to keep the battle going without drawing more than a little blood, the red and blue forces can duke it out without interfering with the life of the city. Back when actual citizens were collateral damage, the red and blue thugs were more of a focus for the public but now it appears that almost no one much cares what the Capital City Leader and the reds and blues from the hill do so long as they just keep attacking each other.

 

Skip, I think you can hear the battle going on out there in the distance. Some of the action gets up this way now and then but mostly it stays out there where regular citizens don’t have to be bothered with it. You may be old enough to remember when the reds and blues worked things out in smoke filled back rooms but come to think about it, neither of us is that old.

 

I suspect the good old days are gone and aren’t coming back anytime soon. The shoot out just goes on and on.

 

It’s good that normal humans don’t have to understand what the deal is, or deal isn’t as things actually stand right now. The reds and blues along with the leader in the Capital City all claim that they are pro dreamers and don’t think the dreamers should get kicked out of the country, especially since this is their home and they don’t have another home to go to. Even so, they are bickering about whether the dreamers go or stay. The twist is that the dreamers have become a chip in the political poker game. Either that or they are the current best excuse for continuing the battle we hear out there.

 

The Capital City leader is digging in for his wall intended to shut off illegal immigration from and through Mexico. It’s his big chip in the game. He says Mexico will pay for the wall but we haven’t found any reds or blues who are all in on the wall although there may well be some. It’s hard to see why the blues don’t just call the bet. Just give the Capital City leader his wall and give in on the immigration rules some. Take him up on his offer to trade those concessions for the dreamers, children’s health insurance, and whatever else the blues can get. It’s just a onetime give of twenty billion or so. If the Capital City Leader can handle having most of the world laughing at him, why should the blues care.

 

It sure seems like the blues are digging in as much as the reds. So far, the shutdown isn’t too noticeable but will get more obvious if it goes on for a while. It does appear that the battle has picked up some and is definitely getting more explosive. Even so, business is business and can’t be bothered by anything no more consequential than a government shutdown. It is fueling the battle though. If we look very closely, we should see an uptick in broken pointer fingers.

 

Unless you have some real news Skip, let’s just keep it here for a few while we enjoy the calm city with the raging battle as a backdrop. The reds and blues are seriously going at each other. They are by far the most exciting pro teams in the city. It is great sport.

 

I suggest we just let this run for a few and then kick it over to the tune smiths for an interlude from the home planet. It will be good for all of us to relax and get our minds and attention away from the battle still raging out there.

 

Thanks Skip. I am out of here.

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Alien Broadcast Alien Update

Aliens, Taxes, World Opinion & A Diamond Hit

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We are broadcasting on this channel to call your attention to events and conditions that appear to us to be festering and contributing to a poorer quality of life for many Earth humans and that will eventually lower the quality of life for most Earth humans. We are concerned that these trends are particularly prominent in the America pod at this time. …

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Greetings Humans

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Greetings Earth Humans,

 

Welcome to our channel in the Earth verse. We have been amongst you earth humans without detection for many sun cycles but have determined that the time for us to come out into the light has arrived. Conditions and events on the Earth planet have escalated to an unacceptable level and our direct intervention is now essential to your futures and ours.

 

We will be joining you over this channel regularly to provide our advice and guidance on current events and conditions that we determine to be contrary to our collective best interest. Please subscribe to the feed so you do not miss each opportunity to take advantage of our eons of experience and insights. There are convenient buttons for subscribing on AliensAmongstUs.com and in the screen on your podcast player. If you fail to do this, you will be the loser in the quest for discovery and suggested action.

 

In all future contacts we will share a brief observation that you should give full and careful consideration. We will follow that observation with an interlude of our favorite music that you may enjoy as you contemplate the wisdom secreted in the brief observation we have shared with you.

 

That concludes the added content for this broadcast. Please enjoy our musical selection. This selection is very high on the charts back on our home planet. As you listen, please consider this point. One in every five American humans is unable to fully meet his or her needs for the basic resources required to live safely and comfortably. Can America become great again while that many American humans are slipping off the boat that carries them along the main stream?

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Aliens, Hackers, taxes, Hurricanes, Fires, Sex & Embassies

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The Aliens Amongst Us are back and once more transmitting. In this transmission, they are counseled by mission control back on their home planet about violating the standard communication protocol and offer their excuses and explanations. They are advised to do better and encouraged to report.

 

In their report, they focus on the great tax cut, the good work of their leader in the capital city, the aftermath of the hurricanes and fires in the US, sexual harassment, and the political disruption surrounding the declarations about the capital in Israel by their leader in the capital city.

 

This is a longer than usual transmission and needs to be heard to be fully appreciated. Following the hack, they do seem to have developed a better transmission protocol given what seems like somewhat clearer audio. This probably will be carried over to their more public activity which I assume they will continue to pursue. You may of course listen for yourself.

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Alien Alert Alien Update

Aliens, Sexual Harassment, Taxes & The Alien Leader In The Capital City

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Hey folks, the Aliens Amongst Us seem to find things here on Earth confusing for them. They are having trouble understanding all the news about sexual harassment, taxes and the activities of their leader in the capital city. It’s a new approach for them to request advice and guidance from their home planet. They want to tap into the Brain Bank back on their home planet. It’s sort of like Googling for truth. Please listen and come to your own conclusions.

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Alien Update

The Alien Leader In The Capital City Is On The Hot Seat

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The Central Council on the home planet of the Aliens Amongst Us has scheduled a transmission to get feedback on their Leader in the Capital City from the Aliens Amongst Us here on Earth. I’m not sure how the participants were selected; but each has been asked to share his or her opinions and impressions of the activities and strategies of their leader in the capital city. Although I was not able to capture this transmission in real time, the Aliens Amongst Us have chosen to put it on the Aliens Amongst Us feed so it is here for you. Please listen and see if you concur with their assessment of their leader in the capital city.

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Aliens, Dreamers, Footballers, Morons & doubt

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The Aliens Amongst Us are reporting back to their home planet. As you will hear, they simply used the Aliens Amongst Us feed and transmission facilities without a please or thank you. They are certainly moving in and making themselves to home. The title above says it all when it comes to what they find important enough to report back to their home planet. You can listen for yourself. If I sound a little miffed, you have hit the nail on its head.

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Alien Intercept Alien Update

Aliens, Guns, Hurricanes, Debt &Fake News

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The Aliens Amongst Us are once more reporting back to their home planet and their leader in the capital city is on the job. They are reporting on the killer in Nevada, the devastation in Porto Rico, debt and taxes, fake news, and on the amazing job their leader in the capital city is doing for them and their associates back on their home planet. This is your opportunity to listen and catch up.

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Aliens, North Korea, Obamacare, Hurricanes and Football

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The Aliens Amongst Us are using the AAU feed for their own purposes. They want to be sure that all humans are subscribing to the Aliens Amongst Us feed and know they can subscribe directly from their podcatcher or on Apple Podcast (iTunes) or Google Play. They don’t mention that anyone can also subscribe on AliensAmongstUs.com.

 

They quickly connect to their home planet and share their most recent experiences and observations. In this transmission, they focus on the Presidents talk to the United Nations, the conflict with North Korea, the lack of progress with the plan to repeal Obamacare, the hurricane in Porto Rico, and the controversy around the players not standing for the National Anthem. They also see it as unlikely that humans will be visiting their home planet unless they transport some humans back to their planet. They express their view on the likelihood of that. Please listen and get caught up on the Aliens Amongst Us and their activities.

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Aliens Are Passing As Humans

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The Aliens Amongst Us are coming out of the shadows. What’s more, they have high jacked the Aliens Amongst Us audio feed just as they told us they were going to do. Intercept1 is part of the conversation but clearly did not initiate this episode on our feed. It’s obvious that we have lost any control of the feed.

 

I think you should listen to see what the Aliens Amongst Us are up to when they are in charge. The conversation gets pretty pointed, especially when the focus shifts to the President and people in Congress. I can’t tell who is human and who is alien. Maybe you will be more discriminating than I am.

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Alien Intercept Alien Update

Aliens Are Listening

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Hey folks, The situation with the Aliens Amongst Us just keeps getting stranger and stranger. I am starting to think that the Aliens Amongst Us are monitoring all of our communications and even casual interactions among us. I have just intercepted a transmission from the Aliens Amongst Us back to their home planet. In this transmission they have captured a simple conversation between two of my friends as they explored a situation down by the lake. Here is Justin’s reaction to the capture of his conversation with Ivy.

 

“I thought I had heard strange voices one day when I was walking around the lake. I went back with my friend Ivy so she could hear it too. Along with hearing the voices, we had an encounter with a person who claimed to be an actual alien. I told him he was being silly but I wonder. I don’t know how they captured our conversation.”

 

Here is the transmission just as I intercepted it.

 

Well folks, there it is. Was it actually the Aliens Amongst Us or just someone being silly? I think you know what I think but you will need to judge for yourself. Until the next time, be safe, be well and be ever vigilant for signs of the Aliens Amongst Us.

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Alien Alert Alien Conversation Alien Update

The Aliens Are Returning

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Hey folks, I sure don’t understand how this transmission appeared on our feed. I would like to tell you that I cleverly intercepted it but I didn’t. It just suddenly came across without me doing anything. Please be alerted that you may start getting the transmissions from the aliens amongst us without me doing anything or maybe not even knowing there is a transmission. I fear that the aliens amongst us are capturing our feed. Please stand by. For now, here is the mystery transmission. The Aliens amongst us are returning.

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Alien Respite

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Hey folks, Intercept1 has intercepted what he thinks is a direct signal from the home planet of the aliens amongst us. Unless he misses his guess, at least some of the aliens amongst us have returned to their home planet for some rest and relaxation. It sounds to Intercept1 like they are conversing about their experiences on Earth and speculating about the future of us humans on Earth and how that bodes for the success of their Earth incursion. Intercept1 hopes you listen and come to your own conclusion. Here is the intercepted transmission.

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Alien Intercept Alien Update

Prejudice & Politics

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The Aliens Amongst Us are reporting back to their home planet and Intercept1 has intercepted their transmission. He continues to do all he can to capture as much of their communication as possible. His goal is to share it with you so you know about their presence amongst us and are as informed as you can be about their activities and motivations.

 

Intercept1 is doing all he can do to capture clear audio but the quality of the transmissions are still being intentionally distorted by the aliens. You will need to listen carefully and may need to go back to listen more carefully to be sure you don’t miss anything important.

 

In this transmission, the Aliens Amongst Us are somewhat confused about the current newsworthiness of statues and history along with the political attention being given to the events in Virginia. They report that their leader in the capital city continues to seem confused, with the goal of distracting other Americans about what his real agenda is. Please listen and see if you can sort out the issues and positions.

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Alien Intercept Alien Update

Aliens, Their Leader in the Capital City, leaks and The National Debt

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The Aliens Amongst Us continue to keep in touch with their home planet and Intercept1 is again able to intercept one of their transmissions back home. They find our budgeting process very strange and find the communications among Washington leaders quite weird. It is interesting to hear what they find of note and important enough to transmit home about.

 

The Aliens are amongst us and still successfully passing as human, for the most part. It is only to the credit of Intercept1 that those of us who follow AliensAmongstUs.com are privy to their secrets. Let’s hold our knowledge close while we stay alert and ever vigilant. Be safe and continuously on the lookout for the aliens amongst us. They are here and pursuing their agenda.

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Alien Intercept Alien Update

Congress Goes Home, The Alien leader rules & Unemployment Mystifies

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Intercept1 has an update for you on the Aliens Amongst Us. In this transmission back to their home planet, the Aliens Amongst Us are updating their home planet officials on the activities or lack of activity seen from the Congress. They also touch on the Russian issue and their leader in the capital city’s brilliant strategy for making it a non-issue. The fake news is just that: fake news. There is no truth to it whatsoever. The Aliens Amongst Us are also baffled by the notion of unemployment and share their mystification with their home leaders.

 

Intercept1 will return with another update at any point he is able to intercept the transmissions. In the meantime, please stay alert and vigilant. The Aliens Amongst Us are here and pursuing their agenda. Be Safe.

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Welcome to AliensAmongstUs.com

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Welcome to AliensAmongstUs.com where you keep current on the alien infiltration of Earth. The aliens have been infiltrating our planet for many years and easily passing for human. The aliens are amongst us and may be posing as your neighbor, your co-worker, your representative in the capital city or merely as someone you happen to encounter anytime you are out and about.

 

My associates and I have finally managed to detect and then intercept the aliens’ communications back to their home planet and among themselves here on Earth. We have made six earlier reports on the alien exchanges and have consolidated them into a single report here for your convenience. Please listen to this episode so you are caught up with where we are in our ongoing effort to alert you on the aliens’ activities.

 

We will continue to update you on AliensAmongstUs.com as new transmissions and intercepted conversations become available. In the meantime, please stay alert and vigilant. The aliens are amongst us and are pursuing their plans. Although we do not yet know the exact trajectory of their intentions, it is becoming apparent that they aspire to power, control and influence across the planet. The ultimate fate of humans remains an open question. Stay tuned.