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Alien Broadcast

Aliens, Hoopla, Predictions & Our Leader in the Capital City

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We are excited to be broadcasting to you Earth humans out there in podcast land at what is for you, the start of a new sun cycle. We were impressed by the parades and other celebratory rituals across your Earth planet. We have struggled to find some deeper meaning in the hoop la but have not discovered any profound purpose beyond seeing the start of the sun cycle as just another excuse to party.

 

It reminds us of home.

 

Since this is a traditional time for predictions in the America pod, we decided to join in with what you Earth humans call a little crystal balling.

 

Maybe you can tell that we are still working on getting into Earth human talk. By the end of this sun cycle, you won’t be able to distinguish us from the rest of your friends. For now though, don’t think we are being disrespectful when we don’t get the language quite right. Hang in there with us. We’ll be up to speed before you know it.

 

Let’s get down to those predictions. …

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Alien Update

Aliens, Dreamers, Footballers, Morons & doubt

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The Aliens Amongst Us are reporting back to their home planet. As you will hear, they simply used the Aliens Amongst Us feed and transmission facilities without a please or thank you. They are certainly moving in and making themselves to home. The title above says it all when it comes to what they find important enough to report back to their home planet. You can listen for yourself. If I sound a little miffed, you have hit the nail on its head.