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Alien Alert Alien Update

The Great Political Standoff

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Alert!

The encryption lock on transmissions from the Earth planet has been temporarily lifted by order of the Central Council on the Home Planet. No explanation why the encryption lock has been lifted has been forthcoming nor has any clarity been offered about whether the encryption lock will be reinstated. At present, all transmissions are again open and available to the Earth humans at their discretion. Herewith, we continue our practice of periodically reporting back to the Home planet, chronicling our infiltration of the Earth Planet. – End of Alert.

Greetings Earth humans. We are again opening our primary broadcast channel to report back to the Home Planet to update the Central Council and our fellow citizens. Since our channel has not been open for many sun cycles, we believe it may be informative if we summarize the period of transmission encryption for the benefit of our Earth human listeners. Of course, our Home Planet has been regularly updated but there is a significant gap for you Earth humans who have been locked out. Thus, we summarize.

Our leader in the Capital City continues to work his disruptive magic. We are pleased to report that he has brilliantly subjugated the leadership of his political allies, resulting in a near suspension of normal political protocols and civil discourse. It is a take no prisoners sweep of the federal government in the America pod. The result is an impressive standoff with those who choose to oppose him and his movement toward a total revision of long-standing political and governance principles.

A simplistic take on the actions and direction of our Leader in the Capital City leads many to conclude that his actions and positions are counterproductive with respect to the best interests of the Earth humans in the America pod. This perception is reinforced by the negative and disagreeable reactions of leaders from other Earth pods. Since he is not playing by the long-standing rules of diplomatic behavior and decorum, there is a growing consensus that our Leader in the Capital City is not a team player on the international stage. Our conclusion is that this widening perception is valid. We also conclude that our Leader in the Capital City does not care. He in fact is glorying in his unpopularity and the attendant attention it brings to him and his cause.

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Alien Conversation

The Death Of Politics

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A1 Greetings Earth humans. I have opened our broadcast channel to comply with the new sunshine rules promulgated by the Central Council. It is no longer permissible for us to meet in secret or for us to develop plans and strategies without complete transparency. You are thus invited to listen in on our discussion preliminary to transmitting our status report back to the home planet.

 

A2 This feels a little awkward. Talking among ourselves is always comfortable but knowing that anyone can listen in is not so easy. I like to tell myself that I’m not going to say anything that can’t go public, but I’m not sure that’s totally true. Having everyone know what I’m really thinking is sure not the same as just talking among ourselves.

 

A3 What I don’t grock is why they did it. Why did the Central Council change the rules? What’s the deal with them thinking that everyone should know what we are thinking before we make our final decisions? It was working just fine for us to finalize our plans and then let them know what we decided.…

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Alien Broadcast

Aliens: Truth, Politics & The Great Poker Game

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Greetings Earth Humans.

 

Let’s talk turkey.

 

We know we are not products of the culture in the America pod and very likely do not appreciate the subtleties of American politics. As aliens, our experiences and mind sets are not the same as yours. With that caveat in mind, we want to use this broadcast to share our perspective and our confusion as well.

 

To be sure we are as objective as possible and to share the best available perspective, we have arranged a panel of experts on truth and reality. Of course the panel members are all women since as is true in The America pod, human men just are not capable of keeping truth and reality in the forefront while giving politics its proper position in the background. You only need to focus attention on male politicians to grock the accuracy of this insight.

 

We have asked the panel to help us understand human truth in the context of the current political kerfuffle. …

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Alien Conversation Alien Intercept

Aliens, Homeless, Violence, Infrastructure, Taxes & Mean-spirited Politicians

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This is a landmark transmission from the Aliens Amongst Us. It is their first venture out to fully pass as human. They are meeting with their Congressman to share their views about the Homeless, Violence, Infrastructure, Taxes & Mean-spirited Politicians. Will Congressman Brown personally meet with them and take their concerns seriously? I urge you to listen and learn for yourself what the outcome of their venture is.